Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
i think “do you look into the mirror to remind yourself you’re there” might be the saddest thing alex turner has ever written and that’s all i have to say
If I’ve ever called you
- wow what a dweeb
- dweebasaurus rex
- meme squad
- gay as heckie
- fuckin weeb
its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.